yall im fucking wheezing look at th fucking texts my friend got from this dude
me when i was 13
that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

there we go
honestly the funniest thing i’ve ever read was “radiohead makes music for people who have trouble asking for ketchup at mcdonalds”
Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!
LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED
give him anything he wants